KFC wants to help you escape the Internet for only $10,000.
The fast food chain's latest viral marketing strategy involves a $10,000 "Internet Escape Pod" that apparently forms an impenetrable wall against the Internet and a return to a much simpler time.
KFC said a "special person with a gizmo" much test the cage before they are able to claim "total and utter signal impenetrability."
If you need one, you can visit KFC's Limited E-Store.